me: I love you.
him: I love you, too…
me: But…?
him: But only on Wednesdays!
me: Okay. …But you loved me yesterday, which was Tuesday, and the day before, which was Monday. And you loved me all last week!
him: Oh, yeah.
me: Does this mean every day is Wednesday?
him: Yeah!
me: Hmm, okay.
Days of My Life 